• Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
  • Someone: Where's your boyfriend?
  • Me: I don't have one.
  • Someone: That's okay! You have all the time in the world to find one! :)
  • Me: I literally do not care at all.